PRESENTING MCLEAN'S OWN.......BRISKET JUICE!!!

FEATURING SUCH HIT SINGLES AS:

• Barrie's Teeth
• There's No Butter in Heaven

WITH PINCHAS VALDES ON TUMMY DRUM AND CHANA FREEDMAN ON THE RECORDER. MAZEL TOV!!!

More for my enjoyment, because you probably had to be there.

Chris- What would you do if I threw you a surprise party full of people you don't know?
Me- I'd puke on your face.
Chris- I'd eat it.

Alex- Why was your ex so bad?
Me- He was physically, emotionally, and sexually abusive.
Alex- Oh the Hat Trick, eh? That's quite an achievement.

Love